fookie dookie.

i've actually seen classified ads for this sort of thing. they're like: time traveler needs reliable partner, must have the following ridiculous things that don't exist, serious inquiries only, blah blah. in the NEWSPAPER even. someone is obviously bored.

I think it is reasonable to assume its code for something. What is the question. I replied and have not got anything back yet

I replied and got a reply. Very strange, didn't really give me any new information, but I wasn't expecting a reply. Here's what it said:

"*-*Hello,
I am going to need the modified mind warping DWG 52 4350a with memory adapter to start, I will offer you $5,000 2002 US funds for that, Do you have the memory adapter for it? Next I am going to need an unmodified reliable time transducing capacitor which is carbon based being compatible or temporal displacement unit. Which models do you have? I wish to be fair in price with you, So I will also offer you $5,000US for this as well. I would prefer to do business in person. How soon can you deliver? Do you have access to teleportation?
Thank You"

Dunno if this brings any insight. This is definitely a strange phenomenon, to say the least.

Hey, I thought this was a really weird spam too. The first time he wrote me back, he asked me for a number to reach him at...so naturaly, I gave him my roomates cell phone. haha the next time he wrote me, it was the same reply that "Edmund" recieved. so I dont know what to think.

I also got it. Did a google search with 2 hits, this website and http://buzz.weblogs.com/2002/10/23

weird indeed.

It gets worse, do a google search for # 52 4350a

que bizzaro! suddenly my traffic spiked up this weekend because of this. Did he suddenly unleash a spam barrage?

If you want to travel through time you better have a spaceship. due to gravity impossible to travel through time on earth

atroyasatrox8MVlLsdHJy

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
(sjpost@yahoo.com) on Saturday, November 2, 2002 at 02:41:18
------------------------

peWuDtnAlJ33198: OHamyM fuY TOZ

Hello,

My intentions would never be to change the past for others or to interfere with past events! It's wrong! I have literally come across 100s in this timeline alone who are using time travel for no good selfish finical gain and to interfere with past events!

What's even worse is that there is an agency I shall not mention here who has been using temporal displacement to change big past events and disable certain individuals to reshape the world to their liking, which will result in WW3, the major problems to come, and the death of millions.

The time transducing capacitor is for the purpose of changing your own past, not others. It allows for you to be the programmer of your travels. I need to take control over an illegal disturbance in my timeline which has ruined my whole life and health!

Here is my situation

First I need the time transducing capacitor to go back and have someone make sure I was never vaccinated. There was a recall on it, it has caused me many health problems and I know I was an experiment to this corrupt conspiracy from the beginning starting with it.

I must then use the dimensional warp generator return my mind to my former self so that I can take back my life which has been destroyed by the evil aliens. They have messed with my life and health in the worst possible way you can imagine and now I am dying of CJD. I have known two others who were messed with by these same evil beings, returned to there former self, foiled there schemes and successfully taken there life's back.

There has been a major disturbance in my timeline. I simply need to return my mind to my former self within this dimension so that I can take back my life which was stolen from me by the evil beings. At the age of 7 my father dated this women by the name of Denise whom I am pretty certain was from a species I will not mention here. She drugged me and also has utilized mind-transducers that she slipped into my
food. They are, in fact, composed of millions of nanoprobes, microscopic,
intelligent machines designed to infiltrate and influence the physical and
mental functions also acting as a tracer. I am now 21 years old and they have done things to me and messed with my life and health in the worst possible way you can imagine, and now I am dying of CJD.

What are your intentions in the past?

My plan would be very simple: When I got back in time I would simply awake one morning in panic and tell both of my parents that I had a dream from God showing me my future. As I made small predictions of what would happen over the next couple days to them and they happened they would then listen to me. Like you will be receiving a check in the mail this week for $5,000. Or you will be getting a new truck from your company this week. Then when I had their attention I would only make one by one prediction at ONLY the APPROPRIATE times to prevent the outcome of my situation. I also would act like myself then including social gatherings, school and everything! I would not want to send an alert to the system in any way and would only WHEN NECESSARY use my knowledge to prevent what would happen to me.
It is obvious that they were sent back to alter my destiny and change the potential I had. As a kid I was of genius intelligence, could think and see things like nobody else. Upon being drugged and exposed to these nanaprobes it all went right down the tube, when the process was interrupted they have tortured me since and now the CJD to try and destroy my thinking pattern and mind entirely. I am a fighter, and they only thing which has kept me alive from this is natural healing, but it is quickly taking it's toll. They have done much more to me as I could explain to you in my life story.
Hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks

I too received this email, and decided to reply to it in this manner:
Hi,
A mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a or 4350d, is available at Chronotech Labs in Ethiopia, 2,342.
Carbon or silicon based time transducing capacitors have been discontinued and are no longer in production, as they have proven to be extremely dangerous and unreliable, however you might be able to replace it with a synthetic tri-silicate based, helium 3 enhanced transduction capacitor. These are available at Novatron Industries, at Utopia Planitia, Martian Colonies, 2,344. What is your destination?

The reply I received was an exact copy of the letter reported by *grin* right down to the mispelling of the word "financial", I have not heard again from the time traveler wannabe.

Did it occur to any of you that this person might be schizophrenic? Not that anything that you could write would make he/she better or worse. Just a thought.

That's quite amazing-- I can't believe he responded here... good luck to you, Grin.

i've chatted with him on AIM.... tomnwrr is his (or is it her?) screen name.
mine is: wolfbane66

I had no idea what to think when I got this email, but it stood out from the rest of my junk mail. Neat that other people noticed it.

i got a similar email and was bored so i started to talk to him :) here it is:

chewbarinflames (5:12:59 PM): hey i got ur msg. i have a ton of silicon based time transducing capacitor but i only got one diminsional warp generator left
Tomnwrr (5:13:17 PM): that will do, which models do you have?
chewbarinflames (5:13:59 PM): for the warp generator, i got model #34XXX6669A-D
chewbarinflames (5:14:04 PM): will that work?
Tomnwrr (5:15:03 PM): yes, is the d series carbod safe though? they are not thought to be but can be
chewbarinflames (5:15:34 PM): a year ago they were very experimental but now they're 150% safe
Tomnwrr (5:16:22 PM): good, where are you from?
chewbarinflames (5:18:05 PM): currently im in planet K'neH'a' but i can go anywhere within one standard day
chewbarinflames (5:18:49 PM): where would u like to meet so i can deliver the goods?
Tomnwrr (5:19:04 PM): very good, well let me say that everyone I have delt with has turned out to be unreliable so far. You prabally do not have a way I can call you? I am located in Burlington, MA
Tomnwrr (5:19:22 PM): I would like to meet you in a public place to conduct business near my area
chewbarinflames (5:20:33 PM): ahhhh, so ur from the measly planet urth. unfortunately your technology is too inferior so we cannot simply call through a phone but if u wish i can meet you at your place of residence
Tomnwrr (5:21:32 PM): that would be good
chewbarinflames (5:25:25 PM): one question though, how will you be able to use the warp generator and the silicon time transducing capacitor together? you will need the transhyperfermium matter and due to that incident that will occur 2 millinia from now, no more of it exists
Tomnwrr (5:26:43 PM): i was under the impression you have the jumper for the TTC also. if not I will need the transhyperfermium matter also
chewbarinflames (5:29:15 PM): ahhhhhh, thats right... i forgot about the nanoalumithalium jumper....with that then we can simply subsitute the transhyperfermium matter for some carboxylonitrorine gas
chewbarinflames (5:30:32 PM): unfortunately that will cost you 9.435 nanobillion ruble-credits
Tomnwrr (5:31:05 PM): ok very well. I am in the 3rd dimension year 2002 November 12th. when will you meet me to conduct business and do you accept us currency? if not will you take gold? if not can you exchange for me?
chewbarinflames (5:33:10 PM): i do not accept any form of urth currency, however i may know a place that will exchange gold into ruble-credits. when will you be able to get on the 5thdimensional hyperwarp? i think that will be the easiest way to meet
Tomnwrr (5:34:17 PM): I cannot find anyone reliable, so i dont know.
chewbarinflames (5:36:43 PM): ok then i will have to meet you at your unfortunate place of residence. is there a specific time you would like to meet? keep in mind it will take me approximately .935 standard day to reach urth
Tomnwrr (5:37:27 PM): 1:30pm est would be good
chewbarinflames (5:39:11 PM): what day?
Tomnwrr (5:39:51 PM): how about thursday
chewbarinflames (5:41:40 PM): that would be... in 16.436 standard days... that will be too long and in addition i will have to be in the 21th hyperwarp, can you arrange an earlier engagement?
Tomnwrr (5:42:36 PM): yes, how tommorow wendsday?
chewbarinflames (5:43:35 PM): that is more suitable as long as it is before 5 standard day from now, what time would u like?
Tomnwrr (5:44:03 PM): 1:30pm est is fine
chewbarinflames (5:44:22 PM): very well, what is your urthtian address?
Tomnwrr (5:44:48 PM): XXXXXXX
woburn MA

chewbarinflames (5:45:27 PM): excuse me if im incorrect but have you not said you were at burlington earlier?
Tomnwrr (5:46:35 PM): yes i gave you the address to my work
chewbarinflames (5:47:32 PM): ohh i see... so you will be at XXXXXXX woburn ma at wednesday 1:30 pm est urthtian time?
Tomnwrr (5:47:52 PM): correct
Tomnwrr (5:48:25 PM): 3rd dimension remember though
chewbarinflames (5:48:41 PM): yes, thanks for reminding me
Tomnwrr (5:49:30 PM): I will be there, but please email me back firt thing tomorrow in the Am to confirm you will be there
chewbarinflames (5:50:21 PM): very well, i shall meet you at the appointed time as arranged. besure to have 9.435 nanobillion ruble-credits worth in gold for the gas and 2100 ruble-credits worth in gold for the rest of the supplies
Tomnwrr (5:50:42 PM): i will
chewbarinflames (5:51:07 PM): ok, long live and prosper, peace out

Heh, I'm currently going back and forth with this guy. Initially, I sent him a response saying that I had what he was looking for, and then I got an exact copy of the above response (posted by Edmund). I told him that I didn't have a body (due to a bizarre fishing accident) and recieved a reply asking how we could do business. So now I'm trying to set up a meeting between him and my "brother-in-law" in Taiwan (where I live). We'll see. I've chronicled all of this excitement in more detail on my website (www.uglyexpat.com). Peace.

Well...okay. I figured there was something wrong with this guy. Two days ago I got the same thing. Same email as everyone else. So I played. I gave him an alternate email address and my phone number.

He called last night 11/17/02. He left his phone number as (781)-932-8043. I called it and it was busy. Researched through the phone book, it is an area of Northeast MA, by the ocean(see 781 area code).

He called my back at 10:00pm last night. I told him I had a different model number. He went for it. He then said that he would like to do business with me but he is in Mass. I told him I was in the Philadelphia, PA area. He then asked if my multi-demensional teleporter was working. I told him I'm looking for a job. He then said that he could send me an airline ticket and wanted to meet me in a public area.

So, he seemed to have crossed out of the game by offering me an airline ticket to get up to MA.Rather than pursuing the teleporter thing. His scenario partially broke down and it was then that a chill went down my spine and figured that he was after me!

I told him that I would think about it and to call back in 24 hours. I wanted to do enough research on this guy to find out who he is and what he wants!

jimd
crazyhjhd@yahoo.com

Spam backwards is "maps". If you put the warp generator number in backwards, you come up with "53425". Google that and your second hit is a document about a task force for money laundering. I am onto a code. Will delve deeper.

-- From someone who is more bored than the guy who wrote the original spam.

re:CJD

Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Introduction

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) is a rare and fatal neurodegenerative disease of unknown cause. Patients are usually aged between 50 and 75 and typical clinical features include a rapidly progressive dementia associated, myoclonus and a characteristic electroencephalographic pattern. Neuropathological examination reveals cortical spongiform change, hence the term `spongiform encephalopathy'.

H.G. Creutzfeldt is credited with the first description of the disorder in 1920, although by current diagnostic criteria his case would be highly atypical. A year later another German neurologist, A. Jakob, described four cases, at least two of whom had clinical features suggestive of the entity we recognise as CJD.

Although CJD appears to occur as a predominantly sporadic disorder it can also occur as a dominantly inherited or infective condition. The latter mode of transmission was first elucidated during the study of kuru in the 1950's. This neurodegenerative condition occurs only in the people of the Fore region of Papua New Guinea and is thought to have resulted from the consumption of brains during endocannabalistic funeral rituals. The similarities between kuru and scrapie, the transmissible spongiform encephalopathy of sheep, prompted a veterinary neuropathologist, Hadlow, to suggest that transmission studies of kuru be performed. The success of those studies and the recognition that the neuropathological changes in kuru were similar to those of CJD, was followed by the transmission of CJD to the chimpanzee by intracerebral inoculation of brain tissue. In 1974 a case of iatrogenic CJD due to corneal transplantation occurred and subsequently contaminated neuro-surgical instruments, dural grafts, and brain depth electrodes have all been recognised as transmitting the disease. In 1985 the first case was reported in a recipient of contaminated human derived growth hormone and subsequently over 60 similar cases have arisen world-wide in addition to 4 cases associated with human derived gonadotrophin. The familial occurrence of CJD has been recognised for many years but was unexplained. The discovery of linkage to a region on the short arm of chromosome 20 has led recently to the elucidation of various dominantly inherited mutations.

Aetiology

The nature of the transmissible agent is the matter of some controversy. Previously considered a `slow virus' no viral agent has ever been convincingly demonstrated and no evidence of an immunological response seen. Additionally the infectious pathogen shows a remarkable resistance to treatments that would normally be expected to inactivate viruses. The viral hypothesis has been elegantly challenged by the prion (`proteinaceous infectious particle') theory which states that the infectious agent is derived from a protease-sensitive protein (designated PrPc) which is a constituent of the normal cell membrane. It is postulated that the normal protein undergoes a post-translational conformational change forming the insoluble pathogenic form of the prion protein (PrPsc). This in turn induces more of the normal PrPc to form PrPsc - hence a chain reaction is set in motion with the exponential production of the insoluble prion protein being formed. The initial abnormal prion protein needed to seed this process may occur spontaneously as a rare event (which would account for the low incidence of sporadic CJD), following inoculation (accounting for observed transmission phenomena) or when initiated by a genetic abnormality of the PrP gene. The mechanism by which PrPsc induces the pathological changes in CJD - spongiform change, gliosis, neuronal loss and (infrequently) plaques remains unclear. Although the prion hyopthesis neatly explains many of the observed phenomena of transmissible spongiform encephalopathies (TSEs) it has one particular weakness. Scrapie is known to exhibit various `strains' characteristed by different incubation periods, clinical features and pathology when transmitted. This is much more in keeping with a virus-like agent and strain variation, independent of the host genome, is difficult to reconcile with the prion theory.

Epidemiology

The majority of cases are sporadic (85%), between 10-15% are familial and the remainder are iatrogenic.

CJD occurs worldwide with a roughly even incidence of between 0.5-1.0 cases per million per year. Higher rates (upto 100-fold) have reported in Slovakia and Libyan-born Israelis but this is explained by the high incidence of a certain mutation of the PrP gene in these groups. The geographical distribution of CJD in the United Kingdom over the past 25 years demonstrates no overall evidence of spatio-temporal aggregation of cases, despite the occurrence of local areas of relatively high incidence over short periods. There is no evidence of case to case transmission and spouses of sporadic cases do not have an increased incidence of the disease.

TSEs are known to affect various animal species including sheep, goats, mink, mule deer, cows and recently cats. Scrapie, a disorder of sheep and goats, has been known for over 300 years and is endemic in the British Isles. In 1938 experimental transfer of scrapie from one sheep to another by inoculation provided evidence of an infective aetiology. However there is no evidence of transmission of scrapie from sheep to man and there is no increased incidence of CJD in countries with scrapie compared to those without (e.g. UK and Australia).

Can anyone give me any advice with this guy? I want to help him out. Here is an AOL transcript:

Ettrhay: hi, are you there?
PeterNwR: yup
Ettrhay: i don't have access to teleportation
PeterNwR: but you have the time peices i requested?
Ettrhay: how long have you been time traveling?
PeterNwR: 2 years
Ettrhay: which version of the finger ring?
PeterNwR: the one which stops aging for you, not time itself
Ettrhay: ok, I have them. I don't really need the money though
PeterNwR: no? well I owe it to you anyways if you help me? could you meet with me in boston to conduct business?
Ettrhay: sure, when?
PeterNwR: at your earliest convince
Ettrhay: i can teleport there in 5 minutes
Ettrhay: my friend got it working
PeterNwR: great, I am actually from woburn MA to be exact, could you telport to me on 3 maple ST?
PeterNwR: 20 mionutes north of boston
Ettrhay: no, it's location specific. I don't have a car
Ettrhay: how long have you been looking for these parts?
PeterNwR: you mean, it goes by the town?
Ettrhay: yeah, we can't specify dynamic global coordinates
PeterNwR: I have been trying to find a reliable supplier for over 6 months now
PeterNwR: nobody is reliable
Ettrhay: have you met with people before?
PeterNwR: yeah and they never showed up
Ettrhay: do you have teleportation?
PeterNwR: cannot say i do
Ettrhay: what do you have that is working?
PeterNwR: nothing
Ettrhay: what? what happened?
PeterNwR: I cant find a reliable supplier
Ettrhay: what did you start time traveling with?
PeterNwR: i havnt, let me email you my situation
PeterNwR: email address?
Ettrhay: send it to rhett@mit.edu
PeterNwR: sent
Ettrhay: so, you just sent this e-mail out to a large number of people, hoping to find time travelers?
PeterNwR: yeah have cross lines and come across 100s, but somthing always goes wrong, and then i never get the equitment i need.
Ettrhay: what are you doing in woburn?
PeterNwR: cause i moved here, why should i not be here?
Ettrhay: strange place to be
PeterNwR: yeah, but if you are reliable and confident you can meet me to conduct business, thats all i care about
Ettrhay: well, i don't really need the money
Ettrhay: if you come to boston, i might be able to help you
PeterNwR: i could do that, you happen to have the dwg generation 3 mind warper 52 4350a with adapter and a TTC special 23200 series with built in temporal displacement?
Ettrhay: yes, to get back your old mind with
PeterNwR: great, so you have those exact models, or do you have other models you use?
Ettrhay: i use that one
PeterNwR: Your with the Massachusetts institute of technology, ha?
Ettrhay: yes
PeterNwR: ok great, how do i know you are not one of the bad ones though? I would love to work with you if you can help me, and could never thank you enough
Ettrhay: well, i can try to help you
Ettrhay: how do I know you're really a time traveler?
PeterNwR: I did not say I was, the conspiracy which has been monitoring me is trying everything in their power to make sure i dont get ohold of any of the technology i need to go back and undo their evil workings.
Ettrhay: ah
PeterNwR: but if the others could take their lifes back then hopefully i have a chance
Ettrhay: hopefully, you're very noble
PeterNwR: i am
Ettrhay: i need to check some things. i'm not sure the eqipment is working
PeterNwR: ok, the dwg, the come in different makes, describe what the one you have looks like please
Ettrhay: gotta find it, sorry
Ettrhay: its sorta oblong
PeterNwR: i see
Ettrhay: that's the right one, right?
PeterNwR: the standard 52 4350a has two red light, a dial to the left and says on the virtual time control screen: hello, when would you like to travel to? underneath it says please use the time dial to the right to ajust the date and time of your destination, or speak it
Ettrhay: who showed you that one?
PeterNwR: another traveler,
PeterNwR: why, you familer with that one?
Ettrhay: maybe, which time traveler was it? when did he show it to you? Why would he?
PeterNwR: last month, and he showed it to me as prove he had it, was going to do business with me, but then they found him broke into his lad anmd stole it from him, somthing akways goes wrong
Ettrhay: wow, that's awful
PeterNwR: yup
Ettrhay: how did you originally hear about it?
Ettrhay: I'm at MIT, can you meet me tonight?
PeterNwR: the ones i mentioned who have return to their former selfs i met in fl
PeterNwR: well, i am very tired now, but i could meet you tomorrow if you really wish to help me?
Ettrhay: maybe, can i contact you at the screen name tomorrow?
PeterNwR: yup
Ettrhay: If you really want them, you can come tonight
Ettrhay: I don't have time to IM you
Ettrhay: are you sure you're too tired?
PeterNwR: i really do, but i really cant, im so faint feeling that if it were a setup, not saying it would be but if it was i wouldnt have a chance right now
Ettrhay: what would you do if it were a setup?
Ettrhay: you wouldn't have much of a chance if you were awake
PeterNwR: well, if i felt soso insteady of barely alive life now, I could do something, i always have plans.
Ettrhay: has anyone tried to set you up before?
PeterNwR: yup, and always detected it before things went to far
Ettrhay: ok, well, i'm very busy tomorrow. may not be able to help you. but hopefully soon
Ettrhay: goodnight
PeterNwR: goodnight
Ettrhay: can i ask you something
PeterNwR: ok
Ettrhay: these items are far more valuable than $5000 usd
Ettrhay: what made you think that is adaquate compensation?
PeterNwR: tahst there current vallue on the black market
Ettrhay: no, that's not true
Ettrhay: who told you that?
PeterNwR: well it really depends on who the supplier is, but a good percentage of them sell them within that range, i know from experience or the 100s i have been in contact with, the photos users manuels, and everything else
Ettrhay: but no one ever sold you one
Ettrhay: i think you may have recieved fake photos
Ettrhay: how many people reply to your e-mail?
PeterNwR: no fake photos, you seem to be familer with the one i mentioned. 350 replies daily or more
Ettrhay: geez
Ettrhay: can you send me a photo of it?
PeterNwR: i could but will not because everytime i do somthing bad has happend, seems they can trace it back to the sender some how
Ettrhay: you already sent me e-mail
PeterNwR: Something happens bad to everyone I come in contact with!!! I have heard of people being taken into federal custody and being questioned about me after having contact with me. The Syndicate attacking people after having contact with me, their labs broken into and everything destroyed! A huge supplier of time travel equipment disabled by a group who went back using temporal displacement and disabled them!

PeterNwR: An entire city flooded the day I was supposed to meet somebody because all the pipes broke!!!!!!
Ettrhay: whoa, you're scaring me
PeterNwR: well how do you think i feel
Ettrhay: send me some of the photos the same way you sent me the other e-mail so i can see if they are fake or real
PeterNwR: i learned my lesson the last time i sent out a photo. trust me you have know clue what im up against, i dont want anyone else to die, they are terr4ible terrible terirble beings
Ettrhay: well, good luck
Ettrhay: hopefully everythinng will work out
Ettrhay: goodnight
PeterNwR: HOPEFULLY. GOD WILL HELP ME IN THE END

I talked to one of this guy's friends online. He claims he's been through something similar.

I also talked to the time traveller himself, but he told me the same thing as he told Rhett, about the syndicate killing people and the pipes blowing.

This friend of his talked up a storm, and he was either as bored as I was, or seriously deranged. He also described the watch as looking like a wristwatch, with crystals on it, and one in the middle. "Moon crystals" maybe?

Anyways, I'm curious about this as always.

On the one hand, if the feds wanted to get him, they could've tracked him down by the myriad emails he's sent. On the other hand, I guess that few people would believe him, thereby making the "threat" of people helping him unlikely.

Still sounds fishy to me.

OH! By the way, Rhett... This guy who I talked to read the timecube page and said that it all makes perfect sense and that it has something to do with the Earth's magnetic field.

Later.

I talked to one of this guy's friends online. He claims he's been through something similar.

I also talked to the time traveller himself, but he told me the same thing as he told Rhett, about the syndicate killing people and the pipes blowing.

This friend of his talked up a storm, and he was either as bored as I was, or seriously deranged. He also described the watch as looking like a wristwatch, with crystals on it, and one in the middle. "Moon crystals" maybe?

Anyways, I'm curious about this as always.

On the one hand, if the feds wanted to get him, they could've tracked him down by the myriad emails he's sent. On the other hand, I guess that few people would believe him, thereby making the "threat" of people helping him unlikely.

Still sounds fishy to me.

OH! By the way, Rhett... This guy who I talked to read the timecube page and said that it all makes perfect sense and that it has something to do with the Earth's magnetic field.

Later.

Sorry for double post, I got an error page the first time.

I IMed this guy today and told him i'm not really a time traveler, and he refused to respond to my IM after that. He put his screen name on idle, rather than blocking me, with the message" "we're sorry, the account you're trying to reach no longer exists"

I think he's paranoid of me now

Rhett

I IMed this guy today and told him i'm not really a time traveler, and he refused to respond to my IM after that. He put his screen name on idle, rather than blocking me, with the message" "we're sorry, the account you're trying to reach no longer exists"

I think he's paranoid of me now

Rhett

i got an e-mail like this and seen that the guy had an aol account so i added him to my buddy list and sure sh*t the guy was on and this is what he wrote to me in our short conversation
Mnriverrat9 [04:01 PM]: hi
Colt3113 [04:01 PM]: hi
Mnriverrat9 [04:01 PM]: i can get your 23200 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. for $200

Colt3113 [04:02 PM]: great, i hope your serious because if you are we can do business
Mnriverrat9 [04:03 PM]: where do you want it shipped to
Colt3113 [04:03 PM]: if you are serious on doing business I would prfer to discuss it further over the phone. do you have a secure # I may reach you at?
Mnriverrat9 [04:04 PM]: what will this be used for
Colt3113 [04:05 PM]: well i need the mind warper to return my mind to my former self, and the ttc, i had is in bad condition so i need a new one
Mnriverrat9 [04:06 PM]: oh
Mnriverrat9 [04:07 PM]: let me talk to my buddy and ask him if he wants to sell it
Colt3113 [04:07 PM]: ok
Mnriverrat9 [04:08 PM]: i will let you know either by e-mail or the next time i see you online
Colt3113 [04:08 PM]: all I need is a reliable supplier, you do not have to sell them to me at that cheap price you mentioned if you are reliable
Mnriverrat9 [04:09 PM]: k
Mnriverrat9 [04:09 PM]: well i g2g
Mnriverrat9 [04:09 PM]: so hopefully i will ttyl
Colt3113 [04:10 PM]: ok later

man some poeple are freaks.

jason

i got an e-mail like this and seen that the guy had an aol account so i added him to my buddy list and sure sh*t the guy was on and this is what he wrote to me in our short conversation
Mnriverrat9 [04:01 PM]: hi
Colt3113 [04:01 PM]: hi
Mnriverrat9 [04:01 PM]: i can get your 23200 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. for $200

Colt3113 [04:02 PM]: great, i hope your serious because if you are we can do business
Mnriverrat9 [04:03 PM]: where do you want it shipped to
Colt3113 [04:03 PM]: if you are serious on doing business I would prfer to discuss it further over the phone. do you have a secure # I may reach you at?
Mnriverrat9 [04:04 PM]: what will this be used for
Colt3113 [04:05 PM]: well i need the mind warper to return my mind to my former self, and the ttc, i had is in bad condition so i need a new one
Mnriverrat9 [04:06 PM]: oh
Mnriverrat9 [04:07 PM]: let me talk to my buddy and ask him if he wants to sell it
Colt3113 [04:07 PM]: ok
Mnriverrat9 [04:08 PM]: i will let you know either by e-mail or the next time i see you online
Colt3113 [04:08 PM]: all I need is a reliable supplier, you do not have to sell them to me at that cheap price you mentioned if you are reliable
Mnriverrat9 [04:09 PM]: k
Mnriverrat9 [04:09 PM]: well i g2g
Mnriverrat9 [04:09 PM]: so hopefully i will ttyl
Colt3113 [04:10 PM]: ok later

man some poeple are freaks.

jason

It's about time. We have your parts. Please Hurry!

This was the strangest e-mail I have received. I told the freak that he sent me the message in error and that I had no idea what he was talking about. What kind of scam is this? I can not figure out how he is getting anything out of sending these stupid messages execept people are talking about how weird this individual is. He is obviously a paranoid schizophrenic who is in desperate need of medication.

weird stuff, i didn't get the e-mail, but i am in that area code :( weirdo's need to move away.. i wonder if he's still emailing people though

That's funny... there are two of the same address within a kilometer of each other.

This guy's definitely an odd fellow... I'm surprised he hasn't been carted off to the looney bin yet... How he manages to avoid that eludes me.

Maybe he's just bored and is stuffing around with everyone. Imagine the fun in someone IMing you saying "I got the 23200 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement for you!" Maybe he's just getting a kick out of people replying to his junky spam.

ok, wow, i recieved the general email and replied..i find it hard to believe it's spam, because according to the email the person obtained my email from a cancer site, im confused...but i'll see.

OK, I obviously recieved this email. I also believe this guy is watching these
posts. something should be set up so we can post somewhere where he can not see
what is being said about him. If this happened, then maybe we could get to the
bottom of this mystery and figure out what is really going on here. I also have
a lead on the code. As an earlier post reported, reverse everything in his letters
and numbers. 23200 becomes 00232. E01-00232
is a potential mars landing site.

Reverse 4350A and you get some more weird sites...
the second hit
was one about mutating the genetic code. also translate

this page and some more weird stuff the code = this: reverse everthing this guys
says. It is amazing to me that everything that is reversed is related to somethign
weird so what does the cia, genetic mutations, and mars landing sites have in
common? hell if i know, but its still fun to think about. If you have anything
else on this please email me with WEIRD EMAIL as the subject in capital letters.
thanks.

Wow, I got it too... I must say it's pretty disturbing, and I'm not sure wether I should bait him or not.. I mean it's pretty mean to mess with mentally ill people when they're not hurting anyone. We'll see.

As for this 'mythical code', reverse 4350a, and search it on google, you get mail order brides from the Ukraine. Ms. Irene Jukova, to be exact.
http://www.special-lady.com/cgi-bin/tbody.pl?curgrp=2&page=203&onpage=1

What's my point? I belevie my good friend coincidence has pointed it out. Though I won't completley discount anything.... Consipracy theories are more fun.

Anyways, I've been reading through posts and some people's 'interactions' with this individual, and I must say it's some funny stuff...

Hello,

If you are a reliable supplier of the below equipment I am going to need the following:

1. A mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.

2. The special 23200 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement.

While these time pieces normally go between $5,000-$7,000 a piece, I am having a hard time finding a reliable supplier.

Teleport to me within the next 48 earth hours and I will pay $40,000 2002 US cash.
Please only reply if you are reliable. Send a (SEPARATE) email to me at: Tomnwrr@aol.com

kJWWRRuuYGKaEV

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
(d_22@earthlink.net) on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 05:19:22
---------------------------------------------------------------------------

WKcbkAaHRw3194: YyXPzD KrlVpsa

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I have been following these Strange Spam Mails
for a while now and I am beginning to notice something. Everyone is getting the main (core) subject line and message but the (SEPARATE)email address and the info in the last 4 lines including the feedback email address is different.
could you please forward your original emails to me at aborg@earthling.net so I can look at them..

im all for a conspiracy theory hear. terrorists transmitting information through mass spam maybe? i like the fact he pointed out the core email, and then some other parts of it change. could the changes be signals in some code? this is fun stuff.

Well, the stuff at the bottom is probably related to the form mailer he's using to send this spam... His IP is blocked on some websites due to his previous form mailing of them, which is interpreted by the software as an attack.

The email addresses probably change because his email accounts are trashed after people complain that he's spamming.

Sorry to say the device that you are looking for goes for more than 5000 dollars. Seeing that there are two in existence and both found at crashsites from technologically advanced anti-gravitational vehicles. So once I recieve a 'fair' price for the information I have concerning the priceless items...We will talk.

23200 reversed becomes 00232. Type that into google, and you get the following link as the first hit.

http://www.politechbot.com/p-00232.html

An esoteric article about the FBI and encryption... hmm....

Who knows what the hell this is, but it's fun none the less.

Also, the headers of the email I received reveal the following host as the origin of this message:

host2.libanhost.net

http://libanhost.net is a site for an e-business company out of lebanon. Weird.

Anybody else make any progress?

From my own research into this subject (the original mail and these messages, that is), there are enough coincidences here to make them entirely irrelevant. All that stuff about reversing numbers, etc. Does get you thinking, though...(Yawn).

Perhaps the main thrust of this all is:
C-based (if 18% is a high enough percentage to justify the word 'based') 'time transducing capacitors with built in temporal displacement'. As far as silicon-based, well, who nose? (Yawn#2).

Once you've got that figured, and get the handle on the nonexistent wrist watch, it's a snap.
You just have to think outside the skin. Ok, I know that's tough for some of us - but that doesn't mean they're bad people.
It's a good game, isn't it? Conspiracy? Don't talk to me about conspiracy. Life's too important, and not only for the intelligent ones, who ever they might be. (Yawn#3)

S'maj

Good news!

I managed to find a 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 33 678a series bracelet without the memory adapter (they have not been invented yet, whoever gave you this info has missed it for at least a decade... which is pretty lame).

As for the time transducing capacitor (WITH built in temporal displacement)... I saw one at Woollongabba two months ago, a guy called Branko sells it to local time hoaxers for around 4000 glots. If you want I can send you his numcom. Just make sure you tell him you're from Proto II trust, I don't think he sells stuff to regular polizens.

I can't teleport you anything, my numcom has been opet out by damn Proto's. If you can get me back on-line I'll slash the price of the #33 678a in half.
Something tells me that you might also be interested in a hool-fluxer, I've got two brand-new SONY ones (orignial, unpacked) in an iCapsule waiting for redirection.

My chanel is on @proto2.graybag.nexxen-analogik_000013 (as you can see I am one of the first ones who joined the nexxed analogik trust).

:graybag

Well, color me slow, but this was a new one to me. Out of 1200 junk emails, I spotted it and saved it, curiousity getting the better. I have to remark, however, reading this board has been more entertaining than the initial mailer.

I am with the mad-genius theory. He is doing it all for his entertainment. If he was completely wacked, he wouldn't agree to the other nomenclature that people spout to him. Really disturbed people believe themselves, but not usually other people.

Lets look at the facts. The illness this person claims to have is found mostly in Papua New Guinea. This could be his place of origin. He misspelled financial, possibly on purpose. I looked at several emails and he left off the a on the 52 4350 and added a different letter in some. The number 52 4350 is a satellite location from 1997, possibly a spy satellite. http://igscb.jpl.nasa.gov/mail/igsreport/1997/msg01038.html
23200 is a hard to find WD caviar Harddrive. I did search on top retailer of WD hard drives and the site claims to sell harddrives to NASA. The group that takes people into custody could be our own government. $5000 to $7000 could be the price for said harddrive.

OK, I get it.
Carbon based time transducing capacitors with builtin temporal displacement. I had a hunch (but got it straightened out finally) so dug into the words and reckon that one of these would be a human. Temporal as in lobe, or related to the temple (as in front of a head), and all the rest of that stuff. Humans.
And if I recall c'reckly, aren't silicon based lifeforms the most likely alternative possiblke intelligent lifeform in the universe (according to most), if we rule out computers?

you'll pardon my french, but it's just a 'kin game. And the rest of it kinda says yes to that.

Years ago they put a version of the Eliza doctor on an IM chatroom with a girl's name attached. Something like 64% of the people contacting that user acted as if they thought it was real but it was just a 'bot programmed to respond to certain words and to turn questions back to you as a psychoanalyist would.

Perhaps this also is a study (probably paid for by tax dollars) to see the effect of inane spam on Internet folks and to see how many people respond to even the dumbest of emails (no offense meant to any who have) so they can then sell the report to spammers as an e-book and then they could write a new e-book on "How to make a million dollars with spam".

Well, it could be!

Perhaps. I had a similar thought... People do travel through time, and don't have to exert a special effort to do this, though they can generally only do so in one direction and at a given rate :)

They *kinda* resemble capacitors...

But, what I was thinking was that this could be a study of some sort... so I agree.

Yet, people have talked to this guy, and though his many screen names could be bots... it's a bit wierd. I think it's more likely that he's just crazy. Schizophrenic or the like. Yet... that too is odd, since he claims he has a job, and gives a street address...

I have had multiple exchanges with this guy, and then nothing for months until today, when I got this:

Hello,

I am offering $50,000 2003 US dollars for the below equipment:

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. Or if in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. Or perhaps you have some reliable all in 1 units available?

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. I need this with complete jumper/auxiliary system

3. An age stopping finger ring if available.

VERY IMPORTANT: All equipment must be original in sealed closed casing of it's time. No old imitation electronic parts or materials are accepted. Please send photos of the above items so I can verify you have them available.

I will offer you $50,000 2003 US funds total for everything with the ring if you can teleport to me in the Boston area within the next 48 earth hours to conduct business in person.

Business in person is greatly preferred! If business cannot be conducted in person, I will send you a deposit only after proof you have them available, and then the remaining funds upon delivery of the time pieces.

Let me know.
Thanks

It seems to me that this person is mostly interested in a face to face with anyone he/she can convince to show up. Kidnapper perhaps? Child molester? Serial killer? I recommend that no one go and meet this individual without a police escort, or carrying a concealed weapon.

Pandemonium
Spreading Chaos and Confusion

Here is the original email he/she sent me, and my response:

Hello,
If you are a Time Traveler I am going to need the following:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist
watch with memory adapter.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

I need a reliable source!! Please only reply if you are reliable. Send a
(SEPARATE) email to me at:Tomnwrr@aol.com

Dear "Future" Customer:

1. A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter.

The # 52 4350a series was discontinued in 3452 A.D. and was replaced with the Heisenberg Dimensional Warp Projector # 01 7693-27q series. The HDWP was supposed to be backward compatible with the modified version of the 4350a series but due to an unpredicted (some say unpredictable) time paradox, which erased the inventor of the 4350a, and thereby the 4350a itself and any modifications to it (with the so far unexplained exception of the knowledge that the modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with memory adapter had been in existence at one time), the 4350a is no longer, and apparently never was, available. I can contact a dealer about the HDWP if you like, however, I will require a full deposit payment prior to my placing an order for the product.

2. Reliable carbon based, or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

Unfortunately, our stock was recently depleted by a group of Kushan Rebels (who paid premium prices!). However, I can place an order with our wholeseller, but they said it could take a while for production. As with the above item, I require a full deposit payment upfront prior to ordering any stock.

Please feel free to email me back with your price inquiries. Our full catalog is still at the printers, but we expect it should be ready before we originally ordered it.

Pandemonium Time Travel Equipment

In thinking about the method of time travel this guy proposes, I've come to the conclusion that it will only cause a deep schizophrenia for this guy, worse than anything he might have now.

Therefore, if he's already this crazy, he'd be better off trying to fix the damage already done, and not only making it worse.

Did everyone fail to notice that the name signed at the bottom makes absolutely no sense at all? take a close look at it, it almost looks like a generated key, perhaps code key used to decrypt the message, the following was in my email : rPRGn5smn.

also another key was found at the bottom of the email XLdClBbISx4936: EZNBSJkL fx Wh anyone here know a lot about decryption wanna try and use these keys? did everyone receive a different name or were the names the same for each particular message? just rambling thoughts, email me back if anyone figures anything out

He uses form mailers, on the internet. I looked up his IP address and he's banned from some servers now, for spamming them.

Can someone put together some kind of stuff that could masquerade as his devices? It shouldn't be too difficult. If he truly is delusional he may be able to really undo the damage he has incurred on himself with the proper tools, even if they be placebos. I am not artistic enough to attempt but it may help the poor kid.

please post more comments, I will visit this site again

i think this dude is just trippin'
like many have said it seems he does it for the attention...but then again iv seen back to the future and the star trek where they go to the past and need to figure out how to get home...mabye he just bumped his head one day while standing on his toilet and got stuck in the wrong time...?
as for the hidden code thing...there were no 911 references so i dont think its that...h ah ahah a

Okay, I got the same e-mail, did a search on Google and was routed here. Only difference is that the address I am to reply to is "powercrystals@firemail.de"

Well? Do you have what we need? I called the eggman, and he put the elbow on layaway, in case "The Rug" noticed the change in Thursday. Frequent transmissions may bring desks, but results may vary.
Send "anise" to "Uncle Massive", as the wrench might buckle.
Also saluting like Zachary Taylor.
Out.

that's some deep shit, man. I feel you.

The time traveler is spoofing all of us. He is not just paranoidal - - he is worse off: he's a full EE student. You can tell by his vocabulary (AMD, Linear Devices, etc.). Being one myself, I recognize the messages as being well within an EE's behaviorial limits. Childish need for attention comes from the unbalance of too much, too soon, of specialized learning.

I just got the message this morning. I thought maybe it was a hard-core Trekkie gone off his (or her) meds.

Your theory is intriguing. I've always suspected that anyone who screws around with stuff like the square root of -1 was the risk of severe psychosis (is there any other kind?). That's why I'm an ME and not an EE. The worst that can happen to me is getting a limb amputated by a machine tool.

I work for a rather large corporation and am in charge of admin'ing an email response system.

As such, I get the not-so-fun job of deciphering, and subsequently trying to block all Spam being sent to our customer service reps.

I received this email on 5/18, and it appears to match that which gmon posted above (w/the powercrystals address).

Here's what I can tell you from the email:

The individual sending them has purchased his email addresses from, or is working for a Spammer.

He/she sends email to multiple recipients, and in fact the address's they used to get the email into our company match other Spam targets we've received (We seem to have a small group of individual address's who spammers regularly target within our corporation. His email address's are identical to a lot that we receive. He never emails just one person at a time).

I'll put forth a new theory on this guy: Perhaps he's sending out odd spams like this to solicit responses so that he can add the responders email address's to his bulk mail lists (for sale, or usage, or perhaps both).

It's not an uncommon tactic for Spammers to send out odd emails asking for a response in an attempt to locate live and confirmed address's for their spamming efforts (and as we all know, or all should be aware of, Spammers are the scum of the earth and deserve to be dragged through the streets by their entrails!).

The content of this guys messages seems to change from time to time based on the email I've received, and those mentioned previously in this thread. I have a hard time believeing that this is some crazy person living a fantasy, when he's obviously aware enough to:

a) Change email address's as people like myself attempt to ban his Spamming attempts by blocking him.

b) Change the content of the email enough to make it look fresh.

c) Spend over 7 months trying to find these non-existant parts, all the while responding to over 300 emails a day, without any success whatsoever

d) Coherent enough to be able to continually modify his spamming tactics.

e) and the fact that he listens to, and does not dispute when people tell him obviously made up stuff indicates that he's just "playing the game". As someone else alluded to, if the guy were serious and ill, he would probably adhere to only his story, and wouldn't be so accepting of others made up details.

Additionally, he seems to throw around the potential of large sums of money. Either he is a liar (He's a spammer... Come on, this is a given), a thief (as evidenced by his repeated attempts to meet someone in person), or a nutcase who is trying lure people down to MA to do soemthing bad to them (After all, it'd be awful hard to tie a bunch of missing person reports together if people are coming from all over the country and/or world based on a piece of esoteric spam).

If he were really crazy and able to handle 350+ emails a day, in addition to his spam efforts, the odds are that he wouldn't be able to hold down a job and/or have that much $$ on hand.

Yes, he could be a crazy rich kid with an inheritance or something, but the other details I've noted indicate that this is someone who's very aware of how to get around spam blocking efforts in an attempt to get his message out. If people were really after him and those who contact him, how would he continually get new address's to spam to, and how would he contact others? As someone else pointed out, it'd be very easy for someone to locate him if he really wants to meet people who anonymously respond to his emails.

Regardless, it is an interesting piece of spam. It is still spam though, so I'm all for the entrail dragging bit. 8)

As for the conspiracy theorys... You can turn anything into a conspiracy if you dig deep enough. (It's probably just the freemasons behind this anyway)

I'd personally like to see a small group of people (preferably with "protection" in case something happens) try and meet this guy.

Take along a digital camera so you can post the guys picture & personal information all over the internet and to anti-spam safehouses afterwards. We'll see if he's as happy sending out thousands of Spam emails once he's deluged with truckloads of Spam himself and diatribe himself.

Or better yet, have the cops accompany you to meet him... Perhaps they and the nice men in white jackets can explain to him what Spam is, and what reality is over a 5-10 year stint in an asylum.

Thoughts?

I have to say, lunatic, prankster, social scientist, twisted spammer, or time-travelling castaway—whatever this guy is, I'm glad he's doing what he's doing. It's been a lot of fun, so far.

Frankly, I'm shocked that none of his items have yet shown up as auctions on Ebay....

Hmm...

More evidence of this guy just being some asshat spammer... I was just sorting through todays Spam, and I found the following (Note the email address of powercrystals@manager.de):
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Hello,

Have you really, really, really been hurt to the point where your live is a living hell?

~ Has somebody or something drastically altered your life? ~
~ Would you give anything to take back your stolen life? ~
~ What if there was a way to undo all done to you for $100,000? ~

What I am referring to is something which is well covered up from the general public!
I have access to the way, and need just one single person to work with. I hold the knowledge and the sources to help both of us but simply lack the funding required.
While money cannot buy you true love or guaranteed health, it can buy you the chance to relive your entire life back over again IF YOU KNEW THE TOP SECRET INFORMATION, AND SOURCES WHICH I AND VERY, VERY, VERY, FEW KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT!!

This is your one and only chance to live life over, and take control over
what was stolen from you. Mentally stable open minded individuals a must!
Someone close to the Boston area is preferred. This is extremely confidential information! There are some very important training requirements required as to avoid causing a disturbance as I will discus with you.

If you want your life back, and have the funding to work with me I GUARANTEE IT WILL SAVE BOTH YOUR LIFE AS WELL AS MINE!

Please email a brief description of your situation, along with your name, phone #, and best time to reach you to me at: powercrystals@manager.de

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced=
back to you

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This guy's just another scummy spammer looking for new ways to fill his email lists I now firmly believe. If there's any justice in this world, I'll either meet him personally and be able to show him my opinion of Spammers, or laws will be passed which will allow me and others to sue him into the poor house.

Death to all porn peddling, misleading, and lying spammers! They should be forced to be nurses at a Sars quarentine. At least then they'd be doing some good with their (hopefully shortened) lives.

Hey everyone I've had many interestingly insane conversations with this fellow. I did get him to reveal that he is using many aliases and he even listed them for me. I would honestly think this person might be sick. I've tried many different approaches to "break" through the story, but he will not crack.

I created a bogus e-mail account and began to tell him/her that I was a reporter from Philadelphia Magazine and that I would love to write about this "hoax". I offered him a large sum of money, yet he continued to tell me that people were monitoring him and he wanted to tell his story to me in person. I'm 6' 7" 265 lbs. And not too worried about being "abducted", however he would only allow me to "teleport" to the meeting place. So maybe he is having the last laugh, because after discovering I was unable to "teleport", he ridiculed me for being "human" (as he put it).

Interestingly enough, during my initial correspondence with this fellow, he did send me a photo of himself holding lots of money - could be fake, I know, but the photo had a very strange feel to it. I also wrote under yet another e-mail account and he e-mailed me another photo of just himself in front of the computer - he looks like a nerdy 22 yr. Old.

From my point of view, I don't feel there are any consistent patterns - I've discussed his terminal illness in addition to his paranoid complex towards the Military - he mentioned that the Military uses mind control by feeding the soldiers baby carrots and fluoride.

Anyway, I'm still having fun with this and please keep posting your discoveries. If anyone wishes to see the photos, drop me an e-mail at shaaaaka1@aol.com.

Juno

More spam from Loser Boy. I sure hope that he meets those fellas who are after him or dies of this nanobot crap he whines about. His spam's becoming old at this point. Perhaps soon we can sue him out of existance if current anti-SPAM trends continue.

Anyways, here's his latest piece of SPAM. If any of you actually get to meet this guy, please smack him around a bit for me. It's morons like this who make email administration so much more of a pain than it has to be.
-----------------------------------

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.

displayagmyozfo
----------------------

Don't believe he's just another porn-peddling spammer? Check out the gibberish at the bottom of the email & the new reply address (all the better to spam with!).

More spam from Loser Boy. I sure hope that he meets those fellas who are after him or dies of this nanobot crap he whines about. His spam's becoming old at this point. Perhaps soon we can sue him out of existance if current anti-SPAM trends continue.

Anyways, here's his latest piece of SPAM. If any of you actually get to meet this guy, please smack him around a bit for me. It's morons like this who make email administration so much more of a pain than it has to be.
-----------------------------------

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.

displayagmyozfo
----------------------

Don't believe he's just another porn-peddling spammer? Check out the gibberish at the bottom of the email & the new reply address (all the better to spam with!).

I received the one with the info@federalfundinginfo.com address, so, just for fun, I went to http://federalfundinginfo.com to see what was there. It's some kind of download page where you can download a file called grantguide.exe. I haven't done anything further, not wanting to download some worm or virus, but it makes me think that this is perhaps more than idle loony spam.

Oops, that was federalfundingPROGRAM.com, not federalfundinginfo as I said before.

I must agree with the theories that this guy is a spammer looking for "live" email accounts.
I also think he's a little psycho/genius that gets a thrill from stirring things up while he is at it.
He even got ME to do a search regarding the Email I have received on 4 different occasions and I never get into junk mail... but it intrigued me, so here I am.... and he reads these posts and says...AHA, I got em!! AND I think he's making $$ selling the email addys at the same time!
THAT'S true psycho/genius... playing mind games and getting paid to do it! HE LOVES HIS JOB...
That's my theory!

Ha! Hahah! Heh. Hm.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3032445202&category=294

Hee.

Pictures! shaaaaka1 (AT) aol (DOT) com (see his post above) sent me pictures of the time traveller:
http://devidal.tv/~chris/time_traveller1.jpg
http://devidal.tv/~chris/time_traveller2.jpg

I just tried the phone number given previously (781)-932-8043 and its the USA Today circulation office. Sounds like someone has too much time on their hands at the newspaper. Or they're doing a story on gullibility.

Woburn & Burlington are adjacent towns (not by the ocean, btw, about 10-15 miles from the shore) and along with a Northeastern University Campus and a Middlesex Community College Campus, there are many high tech companies there. This is someone who is just bored and screwing with you.