And with the words "ummm" and "where da pizza," a new Suckahs subdomain was born.

Welcome.

This is a page conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that no man -- NO MAN -- has the right to eat loudly. There will be none of that here.

This page is headquartered in Albany, New York, a place where the men are balding, the women are morbidly obese, and where it's damn near impossible to find a decent breakfast after 2:30 in the afternoon. Hell, the men are morbidly obese and the women are balding, too, and it's impossible to find a decent breakfast before 2:30. Still, it's my home for the next thirteen months -- maybe longer -- and, despite certain drawbacks, it's got a certain...uh...rugged charm or nice personality or something. Point being, I'm making do.

Anyway, this is gonna be my cyber outpost. My "E-outpost" if you will. Thanks be to Ned for designing it. Despite what people say, he's one of the good guys. Keep fighting the good fight, Ned. Keep on keepin' on.

So, yeah, welcome. Hope you dig da page.