Albany Dan... Albany Dan, One Hot Bitch

Albany Dan, One Hot Bitch

so why, for the past month or two, have I been getting strange instant messages
from 29 year old guys looking for a date?

KIINTREPID: you want boyfriend i want your girlfriend i am almost 29 this month what your name my name alfred love alfred
KIINTREPID: hello
Milchy: what are you talking about?
KIINTREPID: you want boyfriend
Milchy: no I don't. where'd you see that?
KIINTREPID: i saw your pictures match.com
Milchy: send me a link
KIINTREPID: i saw your pictures match.com
KIINTREPID: no
Milchy: why not?
Milchy: tell me the name of the user who placed the ad.
KIINTREPID: how you in match.com
KIINTREPID: you are pretty women
Milchy: I'm not a woman.
KIINTREPID: who are you man
Milchy: who are you?
KIINTREPID: my name alfred
KIINTREPID: my name alfred
Milchy: ok, alfred. what's my name on match.com?
KIINTREPID: Milchy [Note: link provided by Albany Dan.]
Milchy: ok, that's not me. someone has the same name as I do.
KIINTREPID: what your name
KIINTREPID: your name
Milchy: harold
KIINTREPID: sorry

Posted by albanydan at April 19, 2002 07:44 PM

Comments

link doesn't work.

Posted by: sara on April 20, 2002 1:23 PM

just do a username search for milchy off of the main page. she's there -- and she believes that friendship is the foundation of any good relationship.

Posted by: presley on April 20, 2002 3:44 PM

here. does this work?

Posted by: Ned on April 20, 2002 3:58 PM

danno, i added red and blue. look in blogger to see how. pretty easy.

Posted by: Ned on April 20, 2002 4:09 PM

you are a pasty faced troll, i feel sure of a least this much, a yah yah yah yah yah.

Posted by: satanica beliot on April 20, 2002 7:55 PM

she's not real picky, is she. seems like the only things she doesn't like are smart sarcastic people....

hmmm...

Posted by: sara on April 25, 2002 9:53 AM

well ain't that ironic.

Posted by: presley on April 29, 2002 12:42 PM

i thought so.

Posted by: sara on April 30, 2002 6:40 PM